Monday, August 25, 2008

Venture Era (part 2)

I've found the advert that tricked me into making a wasted trip across the island!

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Local business firm in Singapore is now looking for personnel to work in the company. Your role will be involved in the marketing, customer service and other sector.

People that can apply : - Students
- Ns men
- Working personnel who are looking for an additional income sources.


To apply, you must be : - Singaporeans
- 18 and above

Requirement : - NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED (duh, experienced people won't be tricked)
- Training provided

Working Hours : - Flexible
- min 2 to 3 days / week

Payout wise : Part timer avg $800 - $1200
Full timer avg $1200 - $1600

If you are keen to learn more about the scope of the role, please sms your FULL name, age this year and contact number to 96716986.

Hurry as positions are filling up fast! (this is obviously a lie)

Our coordinators will give you a call within the next 24 hours if you are being shortlisted for the interview.
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Note:

1. no mentioning of venture era. Try smsing them your contacts, I am positively sure they will refer themselves as VE, Not venture..

2. No mentioning of sales.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, VE stands for Venture Era... Why would that be an issue for u? Doesn't it really gets right deep in ur head?? Firstly let me explain to you the sections that u thought is a lie...

1) Requirement : - NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED (duh, experienced people won't be tricked)
- Training provided
(*For this section, it basically means that even an experience people can join in. For people with no experience, they will be trained, not tricked. I know educated people like we are may be skeptical to this, but they are not tricking people. If it does, why Venture Era exist for the last 7 years?? Doesn't it sounds logical??)

2)Hurry as positions are filling up fast! (Wrote by you: this is obviously a lie)
(*Maybe you misunderstood this part. It's not referring to vacancies, it's the job positions. The positions are like what you know of, ME-Marketing Executive and so on. Our job positions are very-very limited. This is what happens when you never put full attention to the business plan)

3) 1. no mentioning of venture era. Try smsing them your contacts, I am positively sure they will refer themselves as VE, Not venture..
(*For this one, if I were to mention Venture Era when I call you, would you know what company is this? When you never even be into the office to know what are we dealing with?? It's the same... Even when we mention VE, the people out there still wondering what's VE... It's human psychology wise)

4) 2. No mentioning of sales.
(* Why basically we said there will be "No mentioning of sales"? Here's the explanation. Our true vision, is not to sell products, is to share more about our devices and to create awareness to the people here about Bio-Life Sciences. If any of you were to say we conned people, why would companies in Taiwan and Japan used our products for very long time and there's no complaints for more than 20 over years??)